Fart Squirrel Warning Tee - Express Delivery available
Fart Squirrel Warning Tee - Express Delivery available
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Get ready to rock the day in a T-shirt that’s as laid-back as your Sunday morning and as cool as a cucumber on a summer day. Whether you’re on the go or chilling like a villain, this tee has your back with style, comfort, and eco-friendly vibes. Let’s break down why this shirt deserves MVP status in your wardrobe!
Softness That’ll Make You Swoon
Wrapped in 100% US-grown cotton, this tee feels like a cloud, only softer (if that’s possible). It’s so comfy, you might forget you’re wearing it—but please don’t. Lightweight, breathable, and smooth as butter, it’s like a cozy hug you can wear anywhere.
Snack-Free & Style-Full
Sure, there’s no kangaroo pocket for your chips (or goldfish crackers), but who needs one when you’ve got this level of sleekness? Dress it up with jeans, keep it cool with shorts, or go full cozy mode with sweats—this tee’s got the versatile vibes to handle it all.
Color That Pops & Locks
Available in an array of shades that practically scream “pick me!” Each T-shirt is crafted with perfectly coordinated stitching for that polished finish. Pro tip: this tee is the ultimate layering piece, making mix-and-match magic as easy as 1-2-tee.
Eco-Fabulous Feels
Made with ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, this T-shirt doesn’t just look good—it does good. Wear it with pride knowing your fashion choices are planet-approved. Go green without sacrificing an ounce of style!
No Tag, No Itch, No Problem
Enjoy a smooth, tag-free experience with the tear-away label. No more scratching at annoying tags—just pure, uninterrupted comfort all day long.
Why settle for basic when you can have a T-shirt that’s anything but? Treat yourself to all-day awesome in the tee that’s designed to make you look and feel amazing!
Oh, and did we mention fast delivery? Zip through checkout and get it via Express 2-day delivery anywhere in the US (excluding Alaska and Hawaii), because you’ve got no time to waste waiting for awesome.
➔ Exclusively at WackyBottles.com
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Discover the convenience of Express 2-day delivery across the US (except Alaska and Hawaii) for the fastest service possible.
